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Carrying your weight on Who Asked You? is not terribly difficult. After all, there are 5 hosts to distribute it evenly. Think of this episode as 5 roommates trying to squeeze a big-ass couch through a doorway at the top of some steep stairs. Jabari and Dennis are at the top while Charlie, Mike and myself are fighting gravity at the bottom. Suffice it to say, the amount of weight pulled on any given episode varies. Even during this episode it fluctuates a bit.
During the New Releases, everyone is fighting to get the couch through the door. This is when Danielle Fishel, once again, comes up in the conversation. If you’re a regular listener, you’ll know we often refer to the actress who portrayed ‘Topanga’ in BOY MEETS WORLD as, ‘To-bang-ya’… a phrase Jabari and Dennis coined, for obvious reasons, years before we started this show.
At this point, the couch is nearly through the opening as we move along to news that Universal plans to remake SCARFACE. It’s their goal to bring the crime-filled cult classic into the 21st century. In their words, make it darker and grittier. Is it necessary? We offer up our thoughts on this, and as always, you’re welcome to also. Just send us an E-Mail.
We’ve waited quite awhile for another ‘dirty’ adventure from our friend, Dirty Potter. And today that wait is over. However, this is the point in the ‘couch moving’ where Dennis and Jabari decide to take a break and it falls on the remaining 3 of us to keep it from tumbling down the stairs. As producer of the show, I look for cues from my co-hosts that a segment just doesn’t work anymore. Perhaps it’s run its course and needs to be removed. As much as I still love the Dirty Potter adventures, I can’t ignore comments like, “Wake me up when it’s over.” Therefore, this will be the final airing of a Dirty Potter clip on the Who Asked You? show… As master of the program, I’ve got to get the couch through the doorway as smoothly as possible.
After Jabari naps and Dennis Nooks, we’re able to slide the sofa through as the show winds down with some, Best Worst Most Least and Who Fact You? fun.
By the way, my inspiration behind the couch-moving analogy came from a post-show conversation following this episode. I asked who invented the couch and that turned into a 15-minute conversation about the difference between a couch and a sofa. How cool are we? Maybe what we learned will appear in a future Who Fact You? segment.
We are taking next week off once again. This is my fault. To the best of my knowledge, there’s only been 1 other instance where we had to cancel a show because of me… I was really sick that time, couldn’t help it. We’ll be back though, October 16th with more new shows. We hope to see ya then!
Read about Danielle Fishel – She played Topanga on “Boy Meets World”
Buy the 1932 “Scarface” on DVD
Buy the 1983 “Scarface” on DVD
Quentin Tarantino on IMDb
“Django Unchained” on IMDb
Dirty Potter’s YouTube Channel
American Mustache Institute
New Releases for Tuesday, October 4th:
The Lion King (4-Disc Diamond Edition Blu-ray 3D/Blu-ray/DVD + Digital Copy) or The 8-Disc Version
Beauty and the Beast (5-Disc Combo: Blu-ray 3D/Blu-ray/DVD + Digital Copy)
Pulp Fiction [Blu-ray]
The League (Season 2)
Boy Meets World (The Complete 7th and Final Season)
Lie To Me (Season 3)
Weird Al Yankovic Live! – The Alpocalypse Tour
The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway
We are back! After a week off, the Who Asked You? Crew has returned with a couple of more new episodes before our big live debut on ErrorFM. On our last interaction with you, we brought to your attention via a listener E-Mail a new dance sweeping YouTube called the “Dick Slang”. If you haven’t seen this, it’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. We’ve got listener reaction to it as well as a few other things like Pop-Tart instructions and the decade of the 80s.
From there, the details on Amanda Bynes aforementioned early retirement. Followed by a whirlwind of movie crap that’s not very important, but we talk about it anyway. For starters, the Addams Family is getting a brand new remake in the form of classic stop-motion animation. Somewhere out there Christina Ricci perked up for a moment and slumped back into her seat after I said stop-motion. This new Addams Family won’t take after the old TV series or films, but rather the original 1938 comic strip that ran in The New Yorker. It’s possible they’ll do it in black and white and it’s possible Tim Burton will direct… at least that’s the hope. He is involved in the project, but nothing official yet.
Also not official when it comes to whose sitting in the director’s chair is Peter Jackson with his Hobbit films. Back in May, Guillermo del Toro decided to not direct the Lord of the Rings prequels. So now Jackson is considering the job for himself. He’s already a co-writer and the executive producer. Might as well put on one more hat… or… ring?
And NPH is alive! He’s confirmed he will appear in Harold and Kumar’s third pot peppered picture. This one called “A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas” will co-star Patton Oswalt along with the usuals, John Cho and Kal Penn… thankfully.
If at anytime you’re ever listening to our show while we’re listening to Dirty Potter tracks and wonder if anything ever gets left on the cutting room floor, we have an answer for you on today’s show. It turns out there are bits and pieces that don’t make it into Jim Dale’s romps through profanity and pornography. And we’ll play some of them for you courtesy of Dirty Potter himself. Listen for a special cameo from some of our old Dirty Potter faves!
And there’s a very “Charlie” story on this week’s show. It involves, as Dennis has come to realize a lot of things do with the Cheese, blood and mayhem. We’ll take you to the great state of Utah where they don’t waste electricity or deadly intravenous chemicals on their death row prisoners, but rather bullets! Yep… like a super-twisted It’s The Law, we’ve found out that Utah still uses firing squads for its death penalties. One such bullet barrage took place just last week!
And after that, condoms… it’s the closest story we could find to genitalia in the news this week. The creepy factor on this one has us going off for over 10 minutes. In Massachusetts a school district, starting this fall, will start giving out condoms to its students no questions asked, and no phone calls to parents. As if that’s not upsetting enough to some, there’s really no age limit on who can request them. The school district says that students in as low as the first grade can ask the nurse for a rubber and may very well get it! Does this seem a little inappropriate to you? After the show make your voice heard! Vote on the We Ask You Online Poll and tell us if you think the schools there should be doing this. And send us an E-Mail with your thoughts on it, or anything.
Commander Vonfrogstein’s Remake Choices: Dinosaucers, M.A.S.K., Silverhawks, Inhumanoids and Captain Power
Brewistas.com – Watch live webcams of bakini baristas! *Registration is required.
Watch the Smurfs Movie Trailer
Amanda Bynes’ Twitter Page
The Addams Family Comic Strip
Tim Burton’s Official Website
“The Hobbit” Fan Blog
“The Hobbit” on IMDb.com
“Harold and Kumar Official Website
Neil Patrick Harris’ Twitter Page
New Releases for Tuesday, June 29th:
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Eureka (Season 3.5)
Hot Tub Time Machine
Warehouse 13 (Season 1)
Predator (Ultimate Hunter Edition) [Blu-ray]
Mad About You (Season 4)
The Navy Vs the Night Monsters
The Brotherhood VI: Initiation
He then asks us to come up with a few of these titles ourselves. It’s a tough one. But we’re able to spew a few. And we want you to have the same chance! Goto the We Ask You Online Poll and send us your favorite porn parody. Maybe it’s a real porno flick, or maybe it’s one you made up off the top of your head. We want to see ‘em.
And speaking of the “We Ask You Online Poll,” last week we wanted to know what you’d do if you were a billionaire for just 5-hours. Several of you went the standard route buying expensive cars, jets and other toys. And many of you said you’d squander it all on whores and drugs. Well incase you’re drawing a blank on what you’d spend your imaginary billions on, we have a few suggestions. The world’s most expensive TV, motorcycle and cell phone are just a few things we can all add to our “never gonna happen” lists.
Joe Pesci is returning to film after being a no-show for 12 years. Can you believe his last major role was Lethal Weapon 4? Where have you been Joe? Hurry back. We would’ve seen Mr. Pesci 2 years ago when he finished his latest film if it wasn’t for the stupid economy. He and Helen Mirren are starring together in a film about the founding of Nevada’s first legal brothel. It comes out in June.
And the wait is over! We finally get to hear the exciting conclusion to Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shitpile. We don’t want to spoil it for you, so all we’ll say is this one is like no other! Definitely near the top of our favorites list.
And lastly we do a round of Best Worst Most Least. As always, these questions are meant to capture an untold story from the fellas. Something we haven’t heard from them before. And boy do we hit the jack pot this time! From a tale about Dennis’ old teacher with split personalities to a comparison of what Charlie’s colon looks like, there’s definitely some new and/or too much information here.
New Releases for Tuesday, April 27th:
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Ghost Hunters (Season 5, Part 2)
I Love Lucy: The Movie and Other Great Rarities
The Descent: Part 2
G.I. Joe A Real American Hero (Season 2)
Tales From the Darkside (Season 3)
Tromeo and Juliet [Blu-ray]
[audio:http://www.whoaskedyoushow.com/media/who_asked_you_episode_112.mp3]Open in external playerIf you wanna be on the show just E-Mail us! It’s true… ask Warren, aka Katsuhiko Jinnai. As you’ve probably heard the last several shows, Warren has been E-Mailing us weekly. He was on the show once before, Episode 96 to be exact. And we thought, he’s paid his dues via electronic mailing… lets get him back in the Who Asked You? Fortress of Doom. So he sits in with us this week as yet another special guest host. We’ve been having a lot of those lately haven’t we? Strangely enough, we never really planned on it. Folks just came available, so they stopped by. Or in Evan Pederson’s case, Skyped by.
But Warren is in studio with us for another fun-filled edition of our show. First off, we read an E-Mail, from Warren! We told you he’s a faithful comment sender. Even the sending something the week he stops by to be on.
One of his questions is whether or not any of us can cook. We posed this same question to all of you in last week’s We Ask You Online Poll. Come to find out, the Who Asked You? Crew all have their own rudimentary recipes they’re capable of conjuring up. As with all of our conversations on the show, this one latches onto one thing and derails with it into a less related discussion. At least this time it’s still food… if you can call Pop-Tarts food. Yes, we get into an analysis of Pop-Tarts, Kellogg’s depressing attempt at a morning pastry. That again, veers off into spaghetti and hot dogs from Jollibee, a Filipino fast-food restaurant. Somewhere in all of this Mike brings up a product for the ladies called “Shake Weight”. It’s a small weight that uses centrifugal force to burn fat off of a chick’s arms. The unfortunate part is that it looks like the female using the device is jerking it off. One can’t help but wonder if the designers of this thing weren’t cracking up and high-fiving each other as it went to the manufacturer. You can have a look at the thing for yourself in our Show Links.
A second E-Mail is from another fellow who has dropped us a line from time to time. Patrick in Missoula, Montana asks us if we saw Alice In Wonderland yet. The answer is yes. He then gives us a very Who Asked You? review of the film that gets us laughing pretty hard. He also wonders if we’d watched the new trailer for the Tron Legacy movie. The film looks visually stunning! Lets hope the story is just as enticing. You can check out the trailer yourself by following the link in the Show Links.
After E-Mails it’s onto new DVD releases. And from there it’s onto Chapter 2 of Dirty The Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shit Pile. Dirty Potter is keeping busy with the tale of Pooh and friends as they masturbate uncontrollably on each other. Poop everywhere and cuss each other out. All told by that prince of British entertainment, Jim Dale. Warren’s a fan, as he has stated in previous E-Mails, of the Dirty Potter clips so this is a special treat for him.
We also finally get to Idaho’s edition of It’s The Law so that we may finally tell you which two animal’s backs you may not fish from in the state. There’s actually three animals, but one is only illegal in Boise. There’s also a law forbidding one to walk down the street with a red-tipped cane. What profession comes to your mind where a person would have a cane and is one we would immediately go to on our show? It’s in the title….
We end the show with a story of a sixth-grade teacher trying to identify with his students by calling them names on their graded papers. One mother gets pretty pissed when he writes “loser” on her daughters homework. We weigh in on this one. And you’re more than welcome to also. And if you weigh enough, you might just find yourself on the show!
The Bowel Movement with Dennis Wright
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New Releases for Tuesday, March 16th:
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition)
The Princess and the Frog
Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVII
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
The Fourth Kind
Slayers Revolution (Season 4)
One Piece (Season 2, 6th Voyage)
Trencher and Murphy told us they never got invited onto other shows before, so they were excited to stop by ours and even brought us some gifts. There was something for everyone on our panel. The gifts arrived in a Disney Princess bag and inside were two cans of drink, Steel Reserve and Olde English Brand… Mmmm. To go with our new beverages was a large assortment of porn and some free minutes cards for a porn VOD website. Come on, it’s Spankwagon and Who Asked You? conversing in the same room with one another. Porn is not an “if” topic, it’s a “must”.
At some point we put the porno down and after rambling about Ninja Turtles, how racist Smurfs were and the fact that Snorks had big dicks on their heads, get into some sort of… umm… show… ish thing.
Irreverent banter plagues your ears as we go through this week’s list of new DVD releases. From there it’s onto a new clip fresh from the dirty presses of Dirty Potter. We introduce the Spankwagon fellas to Dirty Potter’s work with his newest masterpiece, Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shit Pile, Chapter 1. That means there’s more on the way!
We get Trencher and Murphy in on a quick segment of Best Worst Most Least. And that’s really all we have time for on the show. But in the final moments the Best Worst Most Least bit leads, as you’d probably guess, into more pornographic prattle. So in a way, we also had time for Who Fucked You?. Thanks again to Trencher and Murphy of Spankwagon Radio for coming by and being inducted into the Who Asked You? Wall Of… Shame, Blame, Fame, Lame… whatever you feel fits best. I’m sure these guys will come by again, and likewise, you can probably expect the Who Asked You? Crew to invade their studio sometime soon as well. They’re a blast, we hope you enjoy the show; ours and theirs!
New Releases for Tuesday, March 9th:
Up in the Air
Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
NFL Super Bowl XLIV: New Orleans Saints Champions
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
Capitalism: A Love Story
Walker Texas Ranger (Season 7)
Tremors (Complete Series)