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EPISODE 132 – Malfunctioning Bladder Sphincter

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Denny's Fried Cheese Melt
Denny's Fried Cheese Melt
Bladder sphincters aren’t the only thing malfunctioning on today’s show. There must be some sort of celestial energy, or perhaps the planets have aligned just right. Whatever it might be, the last few shows have been plagued with technical issues. There was the time our audio levels vanished just as we were going live and it took 10 minutes to get them back. Then there were a few occasions I had channels muted and sounds were not playing. I take full responsibility for that. Then there was just last week I forgot to hit the record button and again this week! Don’t worry, you only miss about a minute of the show this time. And on top of that, the sound effects board this week decided to not function. This is due to a “dump” that computer took over the last week which required a Windows XP repair. Long story short, there were a lot of missing drivers. Luckily Charlie gets the board up and running during the program so we don’t have to go too long without our precious sounds.
Arnold however is absent this week, for reasons yet unexplained, the Arnold button is not functioning. I’m sure this is related to the dump the computer had. I will strive to have our show back to its flawless production value by next week. Longtime listeners will know there was a time when our show went off without a hitch. Maybe when the cosmic rays, or in our case, skeet move out of our direction all will be well again. The awkward fumbling about at the start of the show is entertaining in itself, so enjoy!
As for this episode’s content. Just before the recording started, I had read off some details about a new sandwich Denny’s is offering up. As if Denny’s food isn’t bad enough for you, they go and stuff fried cheese inside of cheese on bread that you can dip in sauce with a side of fat french fries.
Listener E-Mails come in today with news that our show is heard in the UK!!! Technically it’s always been available worldwide via the Interwebs. But we have confirmation that someone on the other side of our planet is listening to us! Thanks Lewis in the United Kingdom by the way for giving us the time of day. We also have a lengthy thesis from Commander Vonfrogstein, who clearly let too many shows build up before venting his opinions because his E-Mail is a long one. But that’s cool. We read it all.
Craigslist has closed down the adult section of the site after pressure from various states and law enforcement. Some claim the classifieds website doesn’t filter adds posted on it very well *cough* employment section. And that in the adult area there are postings promoting prostitution and other illegal sex activities. Perhaps shutting the section down was a little extreme. Maybe better monitoring was the solution. Forcing a company to shut down an open online community like this could be seen as a free speech violation. But there’s a lot of gray area that we’d rather not ponder right now. We would like to know, however, what you think about them closing the naughty section of Craigslist. Vote on this week’s We Ask You Online Poll or send us an E-Mail for next Sunday’s show.
We also have tons of Avatar news that’ll make you blue in the face. Whether it’s an extended version in theaters, the two sequels, the extended extended DVD or the costly 3D Blu-ray coming in December, we’ll break it all down.
Also on the docket, Taylor Lautner is suing an RV dealership for a botched dressing room-RV he was supposed to receive for his new movie. This filthy rich teeny-bopper wants $40,000 for emotional distress. The RV dealer has a better idea for that $40,000 and Lautner would be a spoiled dick if he doesn’t except.
Foursquare, that app that tells your friends where you’re at via GPS in your phone, also wants to tell your friends if you’ve got anything nasty going on in your downstairs business. They’ve teamed with MTV for the “Get Yourself Tested” campaign and are offering a special limited badge that tells your friends you’re getting tested for STDs when you check into your local clinic. There’s something you don’t want to be mayor of!
If STD talk isn’t enough, we’ve got a few items from a list of the 11 strangest sexual conditions in the world. These are actual conditions and disorders that afflict people in the sack… no pun intended.
And hopefully, the providers of ingredients for our final story don’t have any STDs. A man in London is using the urine of diabetic patients, like his own grandmother, to make whiskey. Apparently the tinkle is high in sugars and ferments quite nicely. He doesn’t sell it and has no plans to, but still… drinking your granny’s piss?

SHOW LINKS:
Denny’s
Craigslist – No more dirty ads.
Avatar Movie Website
Taylor Lautner on IMDb
Foursquare
MTV’s Get Yourself Tested Campaign
11 Strangest Sexual Conditions