Posts Tagged ‘sarah palin’
Briefly, a friend and listener of the show E-Mails us again this week with what is clearly a body-double for Dennis. We can all see the resemblance. Can you? What’s more, the look-alike, whose name is Mauricio is also one of our Facebook Fans! How awesome is that? A big thanks to Mauricio for hitting that Like button and for looking like Dennis.
Our Poll this week poses the question to you, what’s your favorite Thanksgiving dish? That same question then goes to our panel and I’m sorry I asked it. A half-show argument erupts after Dennis brings up ‘gravy’. For him, gravy is nature’s food moisturizer. It apparently belongs drizzled over everything on your Thanksgiving plate. But there’s some differing of opinion on this. So much so that Russ, a friend who occasionally sits in on the show had to join in the conversation. He couldn’t sit quietly in the peanut gallery and let Dennis run amuck on his gravy gallivant. The spirited chat drifts from whose mom has the best recipe to what dishes you should cover in gravy. Some feel only the turkey gets the brown bath. Others *cough* Dennis, think everything should be painted, even your stuffing, err… dressing… whatever. Eventually everyone kind of agrees to disagree and “it’s all gravy”.
What’s not all gravy is Tony Scott’s upcoming sequel to TOP GUN. It may not seem like this story will ever get told on the show. I skipped it last week by accident and this week we don’t even get to the New Releases until 30 minutes in, but I promise, I read it this time. Will Tom Cruise reprise his role? Tune in and find out.
And the gravy is tainted over at Warner Bros. as someone â€” most likely an employee â€” leaked the first 36 minutes of the latest Harry Potter movie online. The company has launched an investigation. And there were concerns it might hurt the film’s opening weekend. Really? Who was worried about that? It’s Harry Potter for Christ’s sake. It could be 30 minutes of Daniel Radcliffe with explosive diarrhea and people would pay to see it. As you’ll hear on the show, the box office suffered no ill effects from the roughly 1/5 of the film finding its way to the web.
Quiter Palin, err, I mean Sarah Palin and her family continue to show up in the news. Whether it’s Sarah herself blowing useless verbage out of her pie hole on Fox News and her new reality show on TLC, her daughter Bristol ‘mysteriously’ making it to the finals of ABC’s DANCING WITH THE STARS or her other daughter Willow doing a little gay bashing on Facebook… there’s something for everyone to point and laugh at in the Palin clan. I wonder if Quiter, I mean, Sarah makes good gravy for Thanksgiving?
A little boy at a Tennessee restaurant probably wishes he’d ordered something with gravy on it instead of the chili. After his meal arrived the server told the boy to try some rather exclusive hot sauce on it. Unfortunately that sauce was so hot the kid had to be taken to the ER.
If that family had been in Arizona, they could’ve gone to the HEART ATTACK GRILL and medical attention in sexy little nurse outfits would’ve been right there on-hand. The world-famous hospital-themed burger joint has always caught flack for its high-calorie concoctions and now it’s worse than ever with a new promotion they’re ‘heavily’ advertising. We’ll tell you all about it.
Whether you pour gravy on your turkey, mashed potatoes or pumpkin pie… whether you’re spending Thanksgiving in Alaska or at the world’s most unhealthy grill… make it a good one! Enjoy your friends, family and all the food. Happy Thanksgiving!
The Tuggie – It’s a Snuggie for your junk!
Rockstar Games’ L.A. Noire
Vulture’s TOP GUN 2 Article
Jerry Bruckheimer’s Website
Tony Scott on IMDb
Buy “Top Gun” on DVD
George Clooney on IMDb
Get “The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (Complete Series)”
Official Harry Potter Movie Website
Sarah Palin’s Alaska – Awful… just awful.
ABC’s Dancing With The Stars
Blair’s Mega Death Sauce
Heart Attack Grill – If you weigh more than 350 lbs. you eat FREE!
New Releases for Tuesday, November 23rd:
The Expendables (3-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)
Eat Pray Love
7th Heaven (The Final Season)
The Tudors (Complete Series)
Madea’s Big Happy Family
A Nanny For Christmas
12 Men Of Christmas
The Situation Workout
I’m Still Here
Space Precinct (Complete Series)
We’ve got mail… from our friend down in Australia, Marshall. You remember him right? He sat in with us on episode 92. He got a little behind on his Who Asked episodes, but finally got the chance to catch up and decided to E-Mail us afterward with an update about a story we did involving the ban on underaged-looking women in porn. He’s got some detail in a lengthy E-Mail!
Some of our new releases are real and some are not. It’s too easy these days to make up a faulty movie title and mix it in with the real deals. So many legitimate titles seem like someone is playing a trick on you nowadays. One release, it’s authenticity not being disclosed here, brings up some old TV blunder memories all thanks to the moronic programmers of the once mighty UPN network. “The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer” (the P is NOT silent) is no April Fool’s prank. It’s not made up. This was a real show that aired on network television albeit for an embarrassing four episodes. But nevertheless… if you’ve never heard of this show, Google it. And prepare to be amazed that it was ever green lit.
There’s news of two classic sitcoms going the way of the big screen adaptation. Details of these have been “altered” for the sake of the whole April Fool’s Day thing we’re claiming to be doing this week, blah blah… and so on. And along with those stories are a couple that, in whole, may or may not be true. Will you be fooled?
There’s a special edition of Who Facted You? on today’s show as well. These facts are extra true and you should learn them and remember them for all time. For the knowledge we expel today during this bit could change your very understanding of the universe. What kind of knowledge you ask? Well, knowledge like how many times Bill O’Reilly farts during his show. Now that Fox News link in the Show Links is starting to make sense isn’t it?
Because of the lack of full-assed effort put into this week’s presentation, we end up with time to kill at the end of the show and talk about a recent racial conundrum Dennis, Mike and Chase witnessed while out with former host Jabari and his pals.
Has Australia Really Banned Small Breasts? – Read for yourself at Crikey.com.au
Who played Desmond Pfeiffer?
Ashton Kutcher on IMDb.com
Sarah Palin is on Facebook too!!!
The Discovery Channel
Walt Disney Pictures
The REAL New Releases for Tuesday, March 30th:
Brushin’ For 55 Years: The Complete Crest Radio/TV Commercial History with Companion Book)
Super Market Samurai
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (Complete Series)
Darkened Moon: The Vampire Warlock Saga
Crank It Up: The Complete Jason Statham Workout