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You’ve probably noticed that we’ve slowed down on the frequency of giving you strange laws from our United States. That’s because we’re running out of them! As this segment inches closer to retirement, we’re trying to make it last for as long as possible. As a result, I’ve reduced it to just once a month. We’ve received millions of E-Mails asking why the segment hasn’t been heard in such a long time? This will hopefully make up for its recent absence… half a freakin’ show of IT’S THE LAW. Almost 2 whole pages of bonkers bureaucracy for your audible ingestion.
And speaking of retirement and making things last as long as possible. Before we dive into our longest law bit to date, we bring you the second edition of our newest segment, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! One of the topics for this bit involves an expensive penis pump. What qualifies it for Mr. Pesci’s classic order to leave is how you may be able to pay for it. We’re ‘pumped up’ for this one, so tune in for the details.
Does TRANSFORMERS 3: THE DARK OF THE MOON have a budget that nearly reaches astronomical levels? “Not so” says our beloved lens flare-er. He’s setting the record straight on that and supposed issues with shooting the film in 3D. Bay has a choice name for the online media covering the production of his latest robotic romp.
And how many people in the world can say they’ve run over themselves with their own car? And how many of those do you think can say they’ve done it twice in the same day? We know of at least 1 woman in Australia who can. Her story and more is on today’s BREAKING NEWS.
Thanks to Charlie for providing me with a shuttlecraft toy from Star Trek during yet another rant about Abrams’ film. It soothed my emotional rash spurred by JJ’s interpretation of Klingons in a deleted scene from the film’s DVD. The shuttle’s mission is now to maintain orbit around planet Behringer and make sure nobody fiddles with the knobs.
And a big good bye to one of my favorite actors of all time, Leslie Nielson. He died from pneumonia complications in a hospital; a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now. Thanks for all the laughs Leslie! You will ‘Shirley’ be missed.
Buy the PS3 “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune” Video Game
Mark Wahlberg’s Official Website
David O. Russell on IMDb
JJ Abrams’ Klingons
Pos-T-Vac – A penis pump covered by Medicare!
MichaelBay.com – Setting the record straight!
IESB.net “Transformers 3″ Article
Marina City News Online’s “Transformers 3″ Article
Look up your own “This Day In History” facts
The Prince Chunk Foundation – Helps pet owners keep their furry friends during financial difficulties.
New Releases for Tuesday, November 30th:
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2-Disc Special Edition)
Fantasia and Fantasia 2000 (4-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)
Knight and Day (3-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo+ Digital Copy)
Parks & Recreation (Season 2)
Going the Distance
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Marvel Knights: Iron Man – Extremis
Michael Douglas Film Collection
It’d be interesting to see what happens to a McRib sandwich if left out for several weeks. We know what happens to the burgers and fries… absolutely nothing. Just ask Sally Davies. She’s an artist from New York who bought a Happy Meal and let it sit out for 180 days to document its decomp demise (pictures in the Show Links below). Strangely though, nothing happened. No mold, no fungus, no discoloration… just an acrylic sheen across the food making it rock hard. McDonald’s could easily get into the fake plastic food business for model homes don’t you think? They wouldn’t even have to make the stuff. Just use unsold burgers and fries. Word has it they last for 12 plus years!
Also on the McDonald’s news front, couples in Hong Kong are going crazy over getting hitched in the restaurant. For some unexplainable reason there’s been an increase in demand for this service to the point that McDonald’s has actually started offering it for a flat fee. Now you can not only get fat at McDonald’s, you can also ruin your life there too!
After we fill up on all that non-decomposable news, it’s time to catch up with Michael Bay. The possible title of TRANSFORMERS-3 was potentially leaked online by accident. It seems Amazon.com offered up some books for pre-order, written by the official movie novel author, that contained the rumored title. The name as of this posting hasn’t been confirmed by Michael Bay, but Amazon has removed all traces of the books from their site, soooo you kinda have to wonder.
Also on today’s program, “It’s The Law” returns! The state of choice this go-round? Alaska. It seems our 49th state is very concerned with moose safety. There are several state laws involved the antlered-animal as well as some at the city level. Remember that moose in the opening credits for NORTHERN EXPOSURE? Yeeaah, he was breaking like 10 laws.
And speaking of breaking stuff, the news continues to shatter around us. This week rapper T.I. helped talk down a suicidal man, a teenager parallel parks… in the DMV lobby and we talk about the world’s fastest mobility scooter.
Buy your copy of “Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!”
Sally Davies’ McDonald’s “Happy Meal Project”
Spider-Man Official Movie Website
Emma Stone on IMDb
Rhys Ifans on IMDb
More on T.I. – Not the Vegas Resort!
New Releases for Tuesday, October 19th:
Apocalypse Now (Three-Disc Full Disclosure Edition) [Blu-ray]
The Bionic Woman (Season 1)
Eden of the East (Complete Series)
Real L Word (Season 1)
Tales From the Darkside (Final Season)
Mobile Suit Gundam 00 (Season 2, Part 3)
Video Games Live: Level 2 (Blu-Ray + DVD Combo)
Vampire Girl vs.Frankenstein Girl
An apparent bomb scare in Washington D.C. caused quite a bit of police activity near the location of a TRANSFORMERS-3 shoot. One of the “Explosives Ordinances Division” police SUVs made a wrong turn and found itself driving through the scene. What happens next? Take a look…
The police officer was not seriously hurt. We can’t say as much for poor Bumblebee. He was pronounced dead at the scene, and as you see in the clip, was covered with a sheet by Michael Bay staffers. As for that bomb scare, just another explosion in the movie I’m sure.
Besides the homosexual trek and Luigi getting the shaft we do have a few items of interest on the show. Apparently it is now against FCC regulations to even elude to a dirty word. Just ask the Parent’s Television Council. They know what’s best for us. And what’s best for us is NOT watching the new CBS comedy due out this fall called “Bleep My Dad Says” or “&$#% My Dad Says or, our preferred version, “Shit My Dad Says”. The Television Council for those who choose not to parent says it’ll bring lawsuits against any CBS affiliate who airs the show, or promotions for it too early in the evening. Looks like this Fall’s season is already shaping up to be “the shit”.
And we once again check back in on the master of giant fighting robots, pointless explosions and seizure-inducing lens flares to find out just what he’s been keeping busy with. And the answer is so shocking, so revolutionary and just so god-damned funny we can’t tell you here… you’ll have to tune in for it!
After the Bay banter it comes time to review the broadcast networks cancellation choices and to reflect on those new shows green lit and headed our way come September. It’s tough to judge how good a show will be from a single sentence description, but we do our best. I even manage to throw in a few fakes to spice things up, because to be honest, this new stew of network episodics is pretty bland. Many of their ingredients we’ve seen before and others we just don’t even want to taste.
Being the eternal optimists we are, Charlie not so much… Mike more than any other… we’d like to believe there’ll be something halfway decent to watch next season. Even if it means trudging through the monotonous. I guess Captain Kirk says it best when confronted with the complications of loving Mr. Spock in Broke Trek, “It’s a risk I’ll have to take.”
Super Mario Galaxy 2 – Buy it here
Green Hornet Movie
Seth Rogan on IMDb.com
The PTC – A group of moronic fuddy-duddies with nothing better to do than ruin everyone’s good time.
Shit My Dad Says Twitter Feed
Buy Cop and a Half
Transformers Official Movie Site
New Fall Shows/Schedules For: ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC
New Releases for Tuesday, May 25th:
True Blood (Season 2)
Leverage (Season 2)
Spartacus (50th Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray]
Seven Swords [Blu-ray]
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Part 1
Bigger and Blackerer
Tupac: Live at the House of Blues [Blu-ray]